Ventquest

Two fish in a goldfish bowl have an argument until one of them gets mad and sulks at one end of the bowl for a while. Then he swims back to ...

Guy comes into my office this morning and goes, "Knock knock!" So of course I answer with, "Who's there?" But he in ...

Rorschach in "Watchmen": I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he f...